he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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