Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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