Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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