theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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