Having a random hookup so left but love u
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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