sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
