my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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