Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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