So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Oh Jesus.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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