Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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