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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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