Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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