I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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