I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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