i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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