some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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