that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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