he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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