I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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