I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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