I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I have post one night stand depression
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