party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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