gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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