did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
