Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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