Jerry, you need to find god
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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