Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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