yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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