i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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