I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
nutella sex= disaster
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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