K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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