In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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