i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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