i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
