He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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