508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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