piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
vagina is talking i cant
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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