but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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