It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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