Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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