Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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