Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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