Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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