just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sorry about my life...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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