she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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