so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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