did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
