The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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