Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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