i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Someone came in the potted fern
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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