Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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