do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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