this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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