You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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