Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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