how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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