Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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