your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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